There was once a girl named Betsy
A gay and happy lad was she
All her life she thought of herself as a marvellous feat
Until, one day at the age of thirty
She felt she lacked an important something
She needed to fulfill her desired thing
Then, she came to me for plastic surgery
She wanted to know what I could do for free
I told her, I'll do it for cash
And she gave me a small stash
of one dollar bills
so here she is after the surgery...