How do you know you have a high ego:
1) You feel the need to compliment yourself via camwhoring.
2) Most of the pictures you have are more of you and your supposedly nice torso.
3) You don't experiment with expressions in pictures, sticking to one major expression in the fear of losing that "touch".
4) You feel many are inferior to you and you always have the sudden urge to remind them where they stand.
5) You can't tolerate the fact that the same inferior people can actually be better off than you in most other aspects.
6) You think you are the only one around whom the world revolves around.
7) You feel you have the power to choose your league that people want to be part of.
8) You keep losing friends over the smallest argument because you don't want to be the apologising party.
9) You think your word is one of the ten commendments
10) You can't tolerate the fact that people in your league refuse to follow your commendments over whom you think you have full control.
(which reminds me, which ass give you the permission to say all this)
What does having an Ego actually means:
1) You have dire psychological problems, mate. Which loser told you that its perfectly sane to be so indulged in your own shit of a world, where you are the epitome of your superiority and where you think you pull the strings to get things done. You're seriously psycho man. This actually explains why you're living in such pain and unhappiness despite the fact that you are way better off (or you think you are) than the majority.
2) You got fucking insecurities that you need to get rid of via thorough counselling sessions. You seriously require COUNSELLING! Go see the doc before shit like you spreads in this world.
- Dr. Kiki'n Yarass
Reference:Picture - http://www.spiritualresearchfoundation.org/